A “How To” On How Not To Negotiate Your Contract
I wish I was half as funny as the guys and gals at Deadspin. I wish, but I guess it’s just not meant to be. Regardless, hats off to them once again for this hilarious insight into How Not To Negotiate Contracts.
Story goes something like this…Boy meets baseball, boy loves baseball, boy plays baseball pretty darn well…boy gets asked to play baseball with the big boys with a team high in the mountains for $4 million dollars, boy turns down team and waits a year, boy gets asked to play for $1.2 million for a team that is walking distance from Willy and Sea World; boy again turns them down and waits a year, boy gets asked to play for a team with lamest uniforms and colors in all of baseball, boy turns down and waits another year, boy then gets asked to play with Griffey and his squad, again boy turns them down, another year passes and finally boy is asked to play in pinstripes…boy turns them down. Now, boy is checking people out at Target, boy is not asked to play anymore, boy asks you if you want paper, or plastic, or to sign up for a Target Check Card.
Poor boy. Poor silly stubborn boy.
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